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100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk.
100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk.
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How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?
How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?
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If weddings were for couples there would be men's wedding magazines.
If weddings were for couples there would be men's wedding magazines.
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Painters wear all white while they paint like they don't give a fuck.
Painters wear all white while they paint like they don't give a fuck.
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One of the rudest things you can do is make eye contact with someone eating McDonald's in their car.
One of the rudest things you can do is make eye contact with someone eating McDonald's in their car.
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The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella felt at midnight.
The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella felt at midnight.