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Speaking from experience, No More Tears shampoo does not work as advertised if you drop the bottle on a baby's face.
Speaking from experience, No More Tears shampoo does not work as advertised if you drop the bottle on a baby's face.
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I accidentally left the "Shake to Shuffle" feature of my iPod turned on during my run and listened to 2,379 songs in 4 miles.
I accidentally left the "Shake to Shuffle" feature of my iPod turned on during my run and listened to 2,379 songs in 4 miles.
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I'm a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity.
I'm a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity.
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What has two thumb drives full of porn and forgot his laptop was hooked up to the projector?
What has two thumb drives full of porn and forgot his laptop was hooked up to the projector?
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I've been told I have a certain ineffable quality. But ladies, I think you'll find I'm totally effable if you drink enough beer.
I've been told I have a certain ineffable quality. But ladies, I think you'll find I'm totally effable if you drink enough beer.
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When answering a Craigslist ad, clarify the meaning of "XXX fun" up front or else you could end up playing Nintendo with a large woman.
When answering a Craigslist ad, clarify the meaning of "XXX fun" up front or else you could end up playing Nintendo with a large woman.