itsderekhuff
I bet gay people really hate it when their GPS tells them to "Continue Straight."

itsderekhuff
Saying "Only in New York" is just a way for you to cope with watching a bum pee on another bum that is shitting in the subway.

itsderekhuff
I bet Anne Franke had the worlds most boring Foursquare account.

itsderekhuff
You think life as a woman is hard? Try peeing with an erection.