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If I must die someday, I hope it's in a burrito avalanche.
If I must die someday, I hope it's in a burrito avalanche.
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Dinosaur grandparents probably made racist remarks about mammals as their grandkids listened in horror.
Dinosaur grandparents probably made racist remarks about mammals as their grandkids listened in horror.
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Nobody wants to talk about the elephant in the waiting room, but he has an appointment.
Nobody wants to talk about the elephant in the waiting room, but he has an appointment.
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They say eye contact in job interviews is important, but try sticking a finger in the interviewer's eye and they always get mad.
They say eye contact in job interviews is important, but try sticking a finger in the interviewer's eye and they always get mad.
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Members of my family suffer from a medical condition called "death," but it only strikes late in life.
Members of my family suffer from a medical condition called "death," but it only strikes late in life.
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Took a whole week for my neighbor who only watches the Discovery Channel to realize thieves had replaced his TV with an aquarium.
Took a whole week for my neighbor who only watches the Discovery Channel to realize thieves had replaced his TV with an aquarium.