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When a clown sheds its skin, it rubs its head against hard objects, causing the stretched skin to split. The skin is often left in one piece

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The internet is a place where you can make long-lasting friendships. You can also watch 2 girls drink diarrhea. Two sides to every coin.

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I will convert to your religion if it makes this rash go away.

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"It's not you, it's me. And me. And me! And me. And me." - schizophrenic break up

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Saw a man at Target with a foot-long ponytail. Didn't know what to do so I pulled the fire alarm.

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Steve would be a terrible name for a pegasus.